Dear Bank of America,
Are you fucking stupid? Are you trying to go under? I just read your going to charge customers $5 to use their own fucking money. It is your privilege to be their bank. That’s right, a privilege! Customers in the US have more choices than those in Canada and they don’t need to bank with you if you continue treating them like shit.
Now as a shareholder, I feel more than justified to call you out on this idiocy. Now get you shit together, recognize you’re in a service industry and stop acting like a spoiled brat otherwise your customers are going to spank you.
Now make me some fucking money you douche-bags!